>

dawn

$title =

Friendo

;

$content = [

If you truly want to identify and single out a punk bitch, there’s a fool proof method.

Of all the shit they talk about, there will be one topic that never ever comes up.

Friends.

A true punk bitch has none of those.

Now, take this method I just gave you and go trounce your coworkers and enemies.

Win any argument, easily.

];

$date =

;

$category =

,

;

$author =

noveltycrusade

;

$previous =

;

$next =

;