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Fruit salad

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Gotta have apples, grapes, pineapple, melon, cantaloupe, blueberries,

fuck it,throw it in a blender,,, with some yogurt,liquid smoke, sassafras root, cucumber shoots,ghost pepper, battery acid, two teaspoons of flax seeds, eye of newt,3 and a half fortune cookies, one tablespoon of motor oil, sourdough bread slices (fresh if you have it) half a tube of toothpaste, and some gold flakes… Garnish with a peppermint.

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noveltycrusade

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