dawn

I notice a high number of dudes that claim to be “single, happy, not looking”

People I know, strangers I met at the bar months ago, many many dudes in many many comment sections.

Weird.

I think since the pandemic?

maybe before…

Let’s think about it….

The digital pretty much quenches all your base instinct needs.

Social.

Hanging with the fellas, in a video game.

Sexual.

If you can think of it, there’s probably pornography of it.

Mass distraction..

The time you would spend, searching, learning and loving another human being,,well,,, now you’re scrolling.

If you get in a funny mood,and you miss arguing with your better half?

Fret not, the Internet has you covered.

No shortage of conflict.

And the cherry on the cake?

Money.

You don’t have to spend, don’t need your love language to be “what I bought you”.

Check out how expensively I’m into you…

And this nationwide pop hit with some random twat singing

“I’m worth it…”

A large slice of modern males have collectively spoken..

“no you’re not”

And if you take yourself out of that race,and you lean on digital social life and masturbation,,

Then you don’t have to compete.

Don’t half to go toe to toe with these alpha fucks..

Which might ultimately be good for the gene pool…

But some of the dudes I’ve met, they’re like,,,smart guys. And thoughtful and caring and  compassionate 🌹

So who fucked this up?

The Internet? Satisfaction sells.

The wonderful creature that is a human female? ❤️

For having too high an emotional pricetag?

For having like, standards?

(the Nerve)

I don’t mean it like that.

I mean,, there’s value in people, beyond money and beyond vanity,,

But that shit has been left behind.

And dudes are pretty good at being alone.

There’s a lot of stuff to occupy.

And you can click a button and see whatever you want.

I’d say it’s scary,but it just seems like a natural course of events.

And I know what a loser is.

I’m not talking about them.

I just noticed that a percentage of males seem to have stopped trying.

Heartbreak 💔?

Juice not worth the squeeze mentality?

Completely entertained alone, with no pesky person taking up my fun time?

I don’t know 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Probably good for population reduction,down the road.

Bad for the concept of the American nuclear family.

(the divorced American family lolol)

You know who hasn’t slowed down?

Latinos.

Hard at work keeping hard 💪

“be fruitful and multiply”

What’s that modern buzz phrase?

(they understood the assignment)

Your fucking buzz words and phrases are stupid as fuck.

Just so you know.

The shifting concept of what’s “cool” has damaged the fuck out of what’s actually cool.

And American males are done with the chase… Not all, but many…

Sorry if this one came off sexist, I don’t mean to objectify,, I was just trying to break it down to caveman level.

There must be a reason this is happening.

Late night thoughts…

I’m not breaking up with you,so don’t get insecure,, we’re gonna be fine darling 💓

I’d do anything for you,

And you are my favorite human being.

Forever.

I’ll always love you 💘💘

(creepy..)

Yeah.. didn’t stick the landing 😔

It’s alright.

American males should get out there.

There are dysfunctional relationships and misery to be had!!