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Fun things to say on the internet

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I swear, any content,,,any content at all, somehow humanity finds it’s way in…. A Dire Straights video—the top comment….”my son turned me on to Mark Knopfler and he tragically died in 2003″….

My first response instinct?

“no he didn’t, and even if he did, he’d be embarrassed that you used his death to solicit sympathy from strangers”

Another scenario, original fun things to say when people talk shit,,

“my horoscope told me that I’d argue with a stranger over nothing today”

If someone gets irate,says they’re “blocking” you… “After everything we’ve been through? This is how our story ends?”

It’s a smart ass reminder that’s it’s the fucking internet and none of this is real. You do not present your true self just like I don’t present my true self.

Just a big blank piece of paper.

A place we can pretend. 😜 Chime in and try to “win the comments section”. Must have something to do with being social creatures, probably a dopamine hit.

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