I’m gonna bring my ants a candy bar on Monday, I just can’t pick a brand.
I was thinking Snickers because of the robust nature of the bar.
But in reality,
I think 3 Musketeers.
Because it’s light.
Fluffy.
Easy for an ant colony to break down and transport into da crib.
ANd they allllllm work together.
No hater bullshit in an ant colony. No lazy people at work. Nobody calling in sick or showing up with a drug habit.
Just work.
Execution..
Communication and organization on a level that we don’t quite understand,,
But everyone rallies.
If there is food, then we go get food.
If there is threat, then By god We confront that threat.
Together.
As brothers.
As kindred insects..
And there’s probably at least one misogynistic ant , constantly shit talking the Queen and mocking her…
Complaining about how much of a bitch she is, And suggesting that without her reproduction appeal , she wouldn’t prevent be a nice person..
Ant life..
If drifted into a Pixar movie,,
(Fuck are you doin?)
Ants!
I was talking about ants.
I go to a parking lot on my lunch break, and sometimes I’ll stroll over and check these guys out..,
I like thinking about them.
(Why????)
I dunno,, they’re interesting.
Hive mind at its purest.
Study a group? Ants seem easier than monkeys. Monkeys seem easier than people.
(Space aliens seem like the hardest of all)
I kind like that sperm theory.
(Spurmecia ? Spermgea ??? Shit what was the name?)
You get my drift, the idea that you could simply drop life off on developing planets, and it would just go…
(Totally plausible)
I know right, you have to suspend disbelief, but it’s an absolutely possible possible origin .
(Possible possible?)
It could happen.
Seems as legit as Bible stories.
(It’s impossible to know)
but I’d say it’s good to be curious.
Or to have your own opinion.
Without the hive mind.
(Ants)
We are ants.
With a lot more chit chat.
(Birds?)
And bipedal.
(Yeah man, being a human is weird,, I gotta get out of here, alright?)
Alright,,, I just thought I had a thought..
(Buy a candy-bar, shut the fuck up about the ants)
Alright….
(That’s right alright! Stop wasting my fucking time)
I just,, I just wanted to talk about my thought.. and how I felt about stuff I was looking at…
(Nobody fucking cares! Fuck off with your ants!!)
I just…I just thought it was neat..
(Because you’re stupid.. shut your face..)
This really took a turn…
(I know right?
Blank pages are weird.. You can weird yourself out in here..)
It’s a joke.
(Of course it is.)
(You know I love ya)
You’re really mean sometimes….
(Give me your lunch money!)
Alright….
I regret my decision to sit down and type.
(Then my work is done..)
I’ll try to catch you when you’re in the mood.
(How bout you stop bothering me?)
Annnnnnd scene..
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I’m not going to publish this entry.
dawn 