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We did play Magic the Gathering way back when, you’ll have to bear with me on this one (bare?).Mmmmm

Haven’t played in decades, but it really is an intelligent game. Like, if you strip all the nerd shit away from it, “fantasy, creatures, lore etc” if you were able to see it for the game mechanics,,hate to say it, pretty fucking cool.

Chess expanded, and multiplayer.

I’d explain how it works but I don’t care for the sound of vagina’s drying up all over the land. It’s some nerd shit,like uh,,, the theme. Hard to explain. But very intelligent.

Kinda like Minecraft, I totally understand why people knock it. One of those things. Something social that isn’t a sport, or physical at all. It’s all thinking. Which has it’s place.

As far as the fantasy element goes,, meh, be into whatever you want. I don’t mind. You can dig WW2 history or you can dig Star Wars, it’s all fine. I only turn my nose up to a few things, and I try not to judge,,,a banjo.

I think the banjo has done more to hurt the reputation of the South than anything else ( cept slavery). I like Bella Fleck playing Beethoven on one, I hear Steve Martin is very good, other than that? Please God, unleash your wrath on this land and smear that instrument out of existence.

There’s some southern bumpkin catching popularity, singing about rich men in richmond or some such shit,, I saw a video thumbnail, and I saw the guy,,” yeah, I know you” , I know that exact guy, I’m fuckin’ surrounded by versions of him. Red hair, red beard, holding a fuckin’ banjo.

“I’ll never listen to your song dude, I’ll never listen to any of your songs, and I hate you, just by looking at you”

I’m not jealous , I just hate you. I hope you fail.

You are propagating the stereotype of who this region is, and it’s true, stereotypes don’t fall out of the sky, but still, I hate you. Fuck your song, Fuck your stupid face. Fuck your banjo.