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General Tso-Tso

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This website I type on for fun,it tells me the country of origin for any public visitors,right?

A few days ago,I made a shit journal comparing my shit to a Chinese satellite, blasting down a brown laser beam in times of warfare…

I had 6 visitors from China on that day.. I didn’t even think about it. Keywords,, “China,war, satellite”

Can you imagine the government agent that had to translate my post?

“here’s an American, and he’s talking about war..but not really.. he’s talking about his bowel movement”

I think this country is ready for the taking 🤣🤣

Seriously though,that’s some good trolling. Makes me want to lean into the lane 🤣

Just picturing a guy on the other side of the planet, reading about my poop.

Makes me feel happy,and fulfilled, and “heard”.

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