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Getting pretty cool

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And Larry’s getting larger..

First, the Earth cooled and then the dinosaurs came.

But they got too big and they all died and turned into oil,, and then the Saudi’s came….

Ain’t done much in this life,spit on pedestrians, bought stuff for myself..just me, got lost.

A little rocket pad, where i don’t have to deal with anything..

Little cray cray creation chamber, four walls of vibe..

No escape!!

No escape fucker!!

You’re climbing in here!

And you’re going to watch the clock jump further and further!

You gonna get lost as fuck..

And you’re going to learn to dig it…

You’re going to be happier there, and all these problem be dogshit.

Yo..

“So if ya wanna get lost, then get really lost.”

PeePeePoopieHead

Was smackin, while i was eating my food, i was going

“Chomp chomp chomp,,Gulllp.burch,belch, fluctuate,fart, pass gas, break wind,practice aroma therapy,launch stink stink into the air air..

You did it.

And you should feel guilty,

And it should eat at you, and keep you awake at night..

A sin.

You ain’t let no gas bother you.

Who gives a shit?

We’re flying through space,

You’re gonna worryish about air coming out of someone’s intestines??

Shoop shoop du wee.

THAT is what you’re gonna fight about?

You’re going to go to war, you’re going to destroy your neighbor,,,

Over farts.

Just little fart jokes..

You know Jesus farted.

At least once In his 33 years,,,

Let a holy one rip…

Bbbrrrrmmpppp.

And the sky opened up, and the angels came down to smell it, and the string sections swelled, and this chic came over and washed Jesus’s feet with her hair….which is like…..such….a power trip.

And honestly,,, I don’t want a savior that never got a hard penis…

Let’s be real!!

You want,,,a guy you can relate to,,

You wan’tah  a pal,,,

(A bit of a wino)

But only a little!!

Just a little,,,,

I think…..we as a people…Deserve to know Jesus’s sexual proclivities…

I think we deserve it… we’ve put a lot into this guy…

You thought you were getting a flaccid Messiah?

A soft savior?

No way Jose, not in this bitch.

Jesus Rocked up in this Bitch,,

He’s ready to get that fuckin going…

Power tripping man,,,

Merely a man,,

With flaws,,

And insanity,,,

And heart…

Jesus farted, he wept too, but first he farted…

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