All fantasy boys secretly want to fuck a Unicorn 🦄.
Not for her gorgeous mane, not for her uniqueness or mythical status,
She fights the Nothing, and the Nothing is a super obvious metaphor for depression.
Never ending story shit.
That ink that mixes with your glass of water, the rot that traverses your meal over time, a universe with super accelerated expansion… That dark dark shit.
In your daydream, it’s fixed. Something happens and allll that bullshit just goes away, everything is exactly how it should be.
Not reality.
Nope.
But we don’t start this day out bitching, we gained an hour. An hour to think, and hour to walk ,an hour for whatever.
I’m not mad at Eminem, I think it’s his audience that really bugged me. White dudes walking around, talking black, dressing black, posing.
That shit bugged me.
The work?
Nah , the work was dynamite. Not his fault that the people listening were punk bitches.
Not my fault either🤣
You know you’re doing something right if mother fuckers steal from you, because they’re all little bitches,, old news.
There is no unicorn.
That shit a daydream.
Or YOU are the unicorn.
If that’s too faggot for you, then you are the warrior, the killer, the assassin , whatever fictional image you need to fight down here, whatever daydream gets you through.
Fight drugs and suicide and taxes and other humans, get it right Terrio .
If you can make a unicorn come, like really come,, you’ll notice sprinkles on your dick.
You might even go to the doctor, because you’re nervous about having sprinkles on your dick, but once he looks at them,,,,nah,,,he immediately hands you a crisp hundred dollar bill.
“Magical….. you have magical sprinkles on your dick”
Good morning.
Not sure where my head was at, I think it’s all metaphor.
Trust your instincts, they’re usually right.
(hey that was kinda clever, 😂 that part about banging a unicorn 😂)
Alright,not my finest work 😜.
( I like when you try)
So do I.
Fight that bullshit,
Needing a 4k screensaver of floating dicks, to prank coworkers. Show up early, full their desktop with dicks
dawn 