That’s good π€£
I like that one..
Ahhh..
Good morning, what are we going to do today?
We’re not going to murder anyone, that’s for sure.
Donald Trump is going to be president again and we’re going to triple down on Israel .
Gonna cost a bunch o money π€
Buckle up.
I think I had an original torture but it was a bit basic.
You could make someone,at gunpoint, you could make them snort lines of cement powder.
One after another..
Until the mucous mixed with the powder, and the entire sinus cavity was a cement block.
Think that would be lethal?
Asking the real questions in here.
If you made someone snort powdered cement, would it kill them?
π€
I dunno…
It’d be a bad day for sure .
You’d probably need surgery, to remove it.
Fuckin bad day for sure .
Out here snorting cement.
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The more I think about it, what a great name for a band.
Legit cleverness, 10 points to whichever fuck thought that one up ππ
God’s favorite moron.
It implies three things.
The subject is a moron (fact)
God is real (unknown)
God has a pastime of picking out morons and choosing his favorites (seems probable)
YouTube fed me a clip of this pastor at a mega church, and he was condemning another pastor for performing some vanity based whatever…
Coming from the church, I’ve seen a whole lot of vanity based whatever..
The problem here is, the moral high ground stays ” in house”.
As in,
I would not be surprised if the vanity project was approved, and the rebuttal was loaded in the chamber, ready to go.
Theatrics.
You see?
Some false prophettingΒ mother fuckers.
Some highly profiting false prophetting.
Gross π€’π€’
Common ππ
But maybe God’s got a favorite moron out there π.
Love it, love everything about it.