dawn

Feels different this time around.

I think people are tired too.

Like a young kid, forced to go to church 3 times a week.

But there’s something wrong wit him.

He get’s God and Santa Claus confused, so every week, when he goes to that building, when he puts his head down in silence..

He’s just asking for stuff.

Thinking about what toys are new and praying for them

When Christmas comes around, he starts worrying about eternal damnation, He puts a mattress in front of his bedroom door, so he can recreate the Easter story every time he leaves the room.

Roll a stone out of the way, crucified son of god,

Ya know, if you had kids, you could tell them whatever you want. You could swap out those two holidays,, just because it’s funny.

Or, a lighter touch.

Start including the death story with the birth story, Have a holly Jolly Christmas,but don’t forget that monkeys killed your savior .

They were really disrespectful about it too. Sounded like they made it a whole thing.

If you drive, you’ll see a little building with people in it, every few miles, you’ll see this little group of people,,

And they believe.

And they tell a torture story to their kids because that’s what’s required.

You really can’t have the story without the torture and death, it doesn’t work.

ANd the idea?

That tough guy took it for you,

Took it on the chin.

Then he went to hell and had a street fight with the devil.

So…..

We need you to hold all this in your head, but at the same time,,,

We need you to pay taxes. And make sure you’re socializing with the other monkeys.

Also, whatever you earn, we’re gonna need 10% of.

Right off the top.

(Does he brings me any toys?)

Nah, but you’ll be insured for the afterlife.

See, there’s this warfare going on right now, it’s between good and evil, and there’s angels and demons.

(Angles and demons lol)

We need you to hold down a job while thinking about that.

No big deal, right?

Oh yeah, and also, God chooses the president, it’s his “will”, not your choice.

And abortion is murder.

And god hates fags.

But heaven is up there and there’s a place for you in it, and at the end there will be a final war down here.

ANd it’s gonna be ugly.

It’s going to be worse than anything you’ve ever imagined , the antichrist will lead the way..

And the world will follow.

So yeah, hold down a job with all that fear kicking around your skull.

And make sure you tell the same story to the next group of kids.

To keep the money rolling in.

Get em young, when they still believe in Santa Claus.

People man, the things people do.

I’m glad I’m not like them.

I don’t want to have anything to do with them.