Started using this little recorder, and the way it’s setup lets me sit down at a whim and hit the red button.
Freestyle, with all the freaky space sounds, just hit record.
Then, with the same pair of headphones on, I can walk off and listen to what I just did.
I have it in my ears this very moment.
Maybe a vanity thing.
Listening to yourself.
But the moments that sound nice?
The ones I like?
Being alive is amazing.
It really is a gift and all that bitching is nonsense.
How lucky you are, to be a critter that can make things. To be a sentient ridiculous being.
ANd on the 7th day, God looked out at his creation and saw that it was good.
He was really just doing it for the likes, he’s super-insecure and everyone knows it…that dude will ask you to kill your kid, just to prove that you love him…
I digress…
Overpopulation might be real, but the way I get there is wrong.
The system is clearly there to bang you in the bootie, and everything is bout dat dolla,,from day one…
Doesn’t mean you should burn it down….
(Maybe you should…)
No…. it’s wrong.
(Reform is an adorable concept…you think they could remake that shit?? Be the change you want to see??? My dick!!! That fucker will grind you into dust and you know it!!! Look Around!!)
No…I’m not going to give in to that…
(You are that..)
No,, that’s hater talk,,, our cards are what they are. Mass extinction is not the answer and even if it was.. I have no control over it… I’m just trying to get through it like everyone else….
(This part sounds nice.. you did pretty good right there)
I know! I like the blues chords sustained over scale phrasings…
(Doesn’t sound horrible….)
I wouldn’t have this gadget if humans experienced mass extinction….
(System still sucks…)
It does…
And it’s rigged…
We can agree..
Two things… medical care and real estate.. good luck with either,,,as a workin Schmuck…
But that doesn’t stop us from waking up everyday…
And I’ll tell the keyboard about all the ways I feel, No flinching fuckface.
I’m going to come back…
And I’m gonna punch you in the mouth…
Then I’m gonna pet a puppy, and buy a kid some ice cream,,, then I’m going to do the MC Hammer dance, and I’m going to be wearing MC Hammer pants..
But!!!
I cut a hole in the crotch.. ANd I pressed my two testicles through the hole,,,
With the testicles exposed I shalt engage in said MC Hammer dance,, and you’ll watch,, you have to ,, it’s like a car crash.
And I’ll shimmy my hips side to side and I’ll shuffle my feet…
And you?
You’ll be staring at my nuts,, watching them jiggle,, watching them traverse the very floor you stand on, jigglesack MC Hammer dance….
And that’s what I’m gonna do!!
ANd you can’t stop me!!!!
(Hey….)
Hey..
(Shhhh…. listen)
OK….
(Try to love each other….)
No jigglesack MC Hammer dance??
(No…)
Alright…shucks mister,,,,
(Try to be nice)
Alright..
Try to be nice..
Being alive is good.
It’s a good thing and there’s so much left.
dawn 