It’s like a driving game, but everyone is eating sausage.
Latin sausage…
I left one out in the car, in this ridiculous heat.
When I left the office, naturally the first thing I did was try to open it.
The heat jeopardized the integrity of the container, the vial exploded on me.
That’s 20 bucks.
The bottom half was still full of liquid, so what do you think I did?
Tossed it back.
But before I swallowed, I realized that it was full of glass shards, My mind shot into the future, And I was really worried about glass shards coming out of the tip of my penis.
Although, as logic would dictate, It is unlikely that those glass jars would pass through my bladder, my liver, my kidney.
But maybe.
They could have been microscopic..
I drank it anyway.
I’ll let you know how my urination goes later 👍
Kidney stones sound like a nightmare.
Little glass shards passing through your urethra sounds even worse.
Cutting tiny slices,, drops of blood dripping from the tip of your penis…
I think I’m doing optimism wrong.
I don’t think that’s the right way to do it.
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