One Nation, indivisible..
Turns out, you really can divide that shit.
Just takes a few news networks and a few mouthpieces.
People wearing a lot of makeup, speaking it directly into a camera, acting like they know.
You didn’t watch it?
I watched it.
Feeling pretty peppy today..
I started doing this kegel exercise but not for the purposes you might think.
Instead of orally imbibing kratom extract everyday, I wanted to think up a new delivery method.
Pretty typical junky behavior…
Anyways..
With these exercises I’ve actually developed enough strength to suck up liquids into my urethra.
Meaning,
I pour a spoonful of extract, then I place the tip of my penis directly into the spoon.
A little muscle clenching and voila.
I’m able to have the drug enter my body through the urethra, through the Cowper gland, through the prostate…
Intelligent kids would probably soak a tampon in it, and then stick it up their ass, But you know me…
I gotta be original…
The coolest part is this little sound that it makes when the liquid shoots up the penis,
(That’s not a sentence you get to say very often..)
almost like opening a plastic bottle of Coca-Cola in reverse .
This little suction sound as I watch the dark liquid shoot into the tip of my penis…
Visualize it with me.. You know you want to..
There’s more than one way to skin a cat..
Who the fuck is out there skinning cats?
(Israel keyes was)
You better not let me catch you.
I would throw away my remaining years to incarceration, just to peel the flesh back from your skull.
Oh boy… I’d get creative with it..
But I didn’t come here to talk about that,
I came here to talk about sucking liquids up into your penis.
Try to stay on topic.
Today’s word is “exorbitant”
I want to be exorbitant 😢😢😢
You know those clothes donation bins that you see in so many parking lots?
You could poop in those.
Or poop in a container and empty them into the bins.
That would be a pretty mean thing to do.
Insects can totally live in highway medians and parking lot landscaping.
They don’t give a fuuuuuuck.
All that stuff built around them, all that self-reported grandeur, All that “importance”.
Doesn’t matter, not even a little.
I’ve always liked that about insects 🐝🦋🐝
Finally..
The algorithm is starting to understand what I care about.
dawn 