dawn

Alright.. hear me out…

Even if everything I say is wrong,even if everything I say is stupid….

Isn’t the way I say it kinda cool?

I do it for no-one. I do it for nothing. No coin, no props,no pounds..

I can feel pride in that, I can pat myself on the back for that.

(you do it for you)

I really do, and I’m proud of that fact… Let me tell you about the shit I took today..

If you’re in a porta-jon, the threat of splash back is real. You might get some strangers fecal particalls on your own anus..

The remedy is, roll off some toilet paper and drop it right where your turd is going to land.. it cushions the impact. A net for a stunt man, if you will.

If you think your way through problems,life will not splash feces onto your anus.

Win

Congratulations

You beat the system..

You’re welcome..

I’m out here doing God’s work. Mother-fucker