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If I was a cop…

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I’d take someone downtown for some petty level stuff.

I’d put them in the interrogation room,then I’d just leave for about four hours.

When I finally enter the room.. I start by telling the suspect that Russia has hit new York City with a nuclear missile.

I’d tell him that the death toll was in the millions and it’s only a matter of hours before our power grids begin to fail.

Then I’d leave the room in a panic..

Flick the light switch outside the room a few times,then leave it off..

After a few hours of waiting,I’d place high def speakers outside of the interrogation room, I’d start playing apocalypse sounds..

Sirens , gunshots… crying 😭😭

After 15 or twenty minutes,I’d come back in and tell the guy that it was all jokes.

I was just playing..

Then I’d ask him if he thought it was funny.

Then I’d pull out some opium,and we’d smoke it together.. laugh about the whole thing.

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