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I’m really disappointed that I didn’t receive an invitation to Jeff bezos’s wedding

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I mean come on!

Read the pulse, man.

I’ve been thinking of a product, it’s a neck brace that you wear around a house just for fun..

The reason?

All right this is really stupid, I built a music setup on the floor…

Then I realized..

Craning your neck over for hours, to play with music gear is bad for your neck.

Who knew?

So I had this strain, this lump on the back of my neck from a pulled muscle..

And I looked up at God and I said

“You just love fucking me In the ass,don’t ya?”

I kind of heard him laugh and go back to his business.

Plot twist.

We were only created for God to torture and laugh at…

Seems plausible

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