What if the Anti-Christ finally showed himself, finally made his presence known to the world, but… he had terrible fashion sense and no-one took him seriously.
“peace in the middle east?” You’re wearing pleated jeans my dude, we can’t get behind this mother fucker.
The Devil was in hell, just pissed off because he forgot to think about clothing and the importance of it, “your vessel must blend in with the garments of the time”.
This might be the dumbest thought I’ve had in a while.🤣
If I go back and think of the versions of “end times” stories I’ve heard,,
geez, it’s convoluted because it’s a convoluted fucking story to start with. Wide open for interpretation.You can’t even chapter and verse it.
I remember that the Anti-christ comes on the scene and starts making moves, I remember that peace in Israel is one of his doings,
it’s all bananas anyways. And if we’re being honest, not very well written.
Someone said that Revelations was really about Nero, I’ve heard that it was a hallucinogenic document. I’ve heard that it’s meant to be one great-big metaphor…
I knew a chick that believed “God speaks through DNA”.
I knew a dude that thought in the story of Eden, the serpent was actually an Asian man “the serpent was craftier than the other beasts of the field”, he believe that Eve fucked outside of her bloodline,therefor adulterated her purity.And that was the original sin.
When Cain killed Able, he was marked by God and exiled, but then he comes across a city. “where da’ fuck did these other people come from?”
Stories man,,, stories making things unnecessarily complicated. Our existence is complicated enough.
dawn 