On the internet, for sure.
I’m not convinced it enriches your life,but it’s certainly there.
And dumb shit…my god the volume of dumb shit to participate in..
Hard to focus on work, when you’re a Busta ass motherfucker and addicted to fauxpium…
So bleh.
So bland.
9-5?
You could kill me .
Could walk up to me and put a Glock barrel right to the center of my forehead…
“let’s go hoss”
Do what you came to do.
Rednecks are my least favorite 👍
I hate them ..as a people, as a tribe, as the shallow end of the gene pool..
(scar,the Lion King 👑)
I also hate them, because I am them.
Bleh…. Just the worst.
So… Cash me outside?
Catch me in the world 🌎?
Kill me…go ahead…ain’t scared..
Catch me off the clock?
“where’s all this aggression coming from.?.maaaan”
Let’s talk our way through it..
Perhaps we were put on earth to help each other, to love one another….
(the morning alarm goes off)
Just fucking kill me!
I’ve done this for years!
I hate it, I’d rather be dead…kill my cat too!,so he won’t have to suffer.
Bury us together…
Tell the people I loved that I was ultimately a hateful motherfucker, and this planet is better off without me..
So I’m ok with dying..
Is what I’m saying..
Just…
Do it at the right time.
I should get a final request, right?
That’s only respectful .
I have fought enough to deserve a minimal level of respect…
“do it through the week”
I don’t think that’s asking too much, I may not get to see the asteroid take you and yours,,
But… At least catch me during the right hours 👍
I think that’s fair.
My rules..
I shave my own head.
I might go to sleep at 6pm if I fuckin feel like it .
My terms.
Terms of endearment with a giant penis.
Terms of endowment?
Self evident.
You’re an asshole and it’s self evident.
I hope you buy a donut for a sugary breakfast treat…and I hope that bitch is stale…
Made three days ago..
Fuckin stale..
(The lunch dose is a baby dose)
Very small.
Just keeps Mr Jekyll down,, Maybe a fifth of a vile, vial..
Very small.
What do you want from me? 😭
(I wanna know what love is, I want you to choke me..)
Easy now.
(jokes)
“cock regalia”
I don’t know why those two words are funny to me.
“you dick munching,cock regalia”
Royalty clothes..
A nice robe for your dick ..
Why not?
Why the fuck not?
Bunch of cock regalia out here…crowns,,, jewels,,
Cock regalia.
dawn 