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It’s a party πŸŽ‰

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A party that you can’t wait to leave

Ffffffuuuuckk yoooou.

Sing it with me…

Fah ha fah uck uck m…..yooooooooooo.

Imma make you look at my penis, but I’m gonna be real sly about it.

Like a trap.

Maybe there’s some invoices we need to go over..

Maybe a power point presentation..

Maybe not today.

Maybe not tomorrow..

But I’m going to kill you..

In my imagination.

In real life you’ll think we’re cool, but we’re not.

Imma Clarence Thomas your Coke can, pluck a few pubes out for ya

Fuckin manicotti,

Turn your face into baked ziti.

With a carrot peeler and a blowtorch,, and some tweezers.

So I can pull the flaps into the correct position.

And you’ll spend the rest of your days just walking around like that.

Revolution!!

It’s not going to be televised,

Might be on TikTok though, maybe Netflix who knows with the way things are going?

My computer puts off a lot of heat..

God probably isn’t real 😒

At least not the way we think πŸ€”

I’ll set it to a chipper little tune.

🎢🎡🎢 iiiimmmmm gonna killlll yooouuuu 🎡🎢🎡🎢

People get really mad, and it’s always funny.

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