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Jdk

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I choose to drink at the hooters not because it’s good, but because it’s beside the hotel.

Driving does matter.

Be a shitbag, whiskey it up, don’t drive.

This dude told me to put whiskey into bacon grease and freeze it. Then separate and strain through coffee filters

Sounds like a lot of work

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noveltycrusade

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