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Kinda sleepy

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Read me a bedtime story?

Smash my skull with a mallet?

Oh wait . Wait wait.. You could… Affect my algorithm.

Oh no

Please don’t.

Foolish.

We have all become..

Foolish.

Proof? Need proof?

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$author =

noveltycrusade

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