dawn

I had vegetables for lunch again, trying to lower my triglycerides..

And dude…dude …

I just took a shit that felt like it was gonna blow out my asshole..

There was this pain associated with the stretching of the anus.. honestly I can’t believe I made it out alive..

Felt like I was shitting out a tuna can …

And I pause to reflect 🤔🤔

I think I’m not chewing my food enough..

I think I munch a few bites and then swallow .. therefore..

It feels like I’m shitting out a rain forest 🤔🤔🤔

I should make an effort to remedy this..

(sometimes you’re more insightful than CNN …)

That’s a pretty low bar ..

Tune in next week, I’ll be talking about my penis 👍