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Have you ever heard a queef? Like a real queef, not one of these Hollywood queefs, but a real one..

It makes this sound

Flub flub flub.

It’s the same sound I hear when I look at you. The sound of vaginal fluid and internal gas being released.

Little dingle berries of dingy underwear.

That’s you 👍

That’s how you make me feel.

Kinda funny,kinda odd, 😝

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25.09.15 11:03

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noveltycrusade

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