“Are you there God? it’s me ,,,Justin”
(nobody likes you Justin)
Shit, almost forgot.
It was probably all those anti-Semitic jokes I used to toss around.
“how many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?”
2 in the front, 2 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray.
yeah yeah, yuck yuck,
“why do black people have white palms and bottoms of feet?”
Because when God painted them, they were standing like THIS ( put your palms on the nearest wall,, like when the police frisk people)
I’ve heard them all. In the end it’s just cheap laughter, only funny to people in your same group. What’s the word pros use? ah yes “hack”
Then later I got into the animated series “the Boondocks”,,,yeah, Got a bit loose tossing around the N word. But only because it was truly and honestly funny…it was the delivery.
“Riley Freeman doin’ it Godzilla Big,,,in TIMS n****”
Fuckin’ funny, no more , no less. No feelings attached to group humor, just killer delivery.
None of that is cool,soooooo people evolve.
I can say that it was never real hate, just bad jokes. And maybe attraction to the naughty.
I’ve also met people that really put feeling into their hate jokes. Probably a gut thing, you can feel when a mother-fucker is actually hateful.
5 days no drinkie,starting to feel dumb for counting the days.
Today I ate 1/4 of a watermelon, half a chicken quesadilla and one Doritos locos taco from taco bell. Smoked a little less than a pack of cigarettes and a half a spliff. Oh and probably 6 cups of coffee. Now I dose melatonin, and say “goodnight” and “fuck off” to you, my ever-so-loyal audience.
dawn 