The problem with creating your own version of God, is Jeebus.
They tell the story as
“Jesus is your phone, you can’t talk to God unless it goes through Jesus.”
(That’s why you protect your prayers with “in Jesus’s name”.. like encrypting a text message,,)
To protect your prayer from demons, Satan’s influence…
So You can’t talk to God without Jesus.
I remember them stressing that.
Toss some imagination at it…
So…
God is an alien at the center of the Universe. He made lesser aliens , he sent them out amongst the stars…
*Spread life*
Jesus is an alien child.
His species seeded genetic life on Earth, billions (millions?) of years ago,spreading out new life on countless planets,,
Child Alien pops in for a visit, just to say “hey” and drop a few rules… trying to keep things moving along .
And we kill him.
Because fuck that…
Now,, the ghost version of this alien is around, and if we want to send an email to the daddy alien, far out in space,,
We have to tell Jesus to pass along the message.
That’s what I remember, about that life, talking about those kind of topics.
Bizarre inner life,eh?
Bizarre details to the system suggested,,
“Pray”
Take your innermost self, and send it into the sky with love.
The truest version of yourself..
(Ever try to pray like an asshole? Just to see if God has a sense of humor?)
Lolol some homeless guy that’s talking to god in his head, but he’s doing it like an asshole,,might be funny, or if God is an asshole back…
(Sidetracked…)
The religious believe in some crazy shit.
But the world without it is boring as fuck, bland,bleak,stale,stagnant,group decay,, everything is bullshit
Everything is surface.
There is no joy.
I envy the religious, in some fucked up way,
I’m sure it feels good to feel.
(You know that it does)
You just,,, you tend to be at the root of a lot of problems
As a group.
It’s difficult to consider the better side of the Church.
I know they’re there.
In franchise.
(Like finding out Santa Clause isn’t real..)
Right!!
So what’s next?
That’s all fake and there is no heaven or hell,,,so,,,,what now?
Have fun?
(You’ve had enough fun)
Say it true ,deputy dog..
I.
Have Had.
Enough fun.
For several lifetimes,,twice over.
(Cough cough)
Alright,,intoxicants..
Makes your head dumb as shit.
Vomit cubes, stilted,,
I’m done, I got it out, it’s fine..
Do you foresee war in the Middle East?
Large scale?
Just asking, I’ don’t know nuttin bout nuttin’
(I think you’re done…)
And maybe talking to yourself is what god is. Maybe it’s fine, a symptom of boredom,nothing more nothing less..
(Stoned….)
Stoned indeed sir, I honestly don’t enjoy smoking much anymore, eating low dose is cozy, but smoking..
I think it zips me a tough more than I’d like. Maybe it’s changing brain chemistry,
Shit zaps ya pretty hard.
Gnarly brah.
It’s really stupid to not take care of your body, and it’s retarded that you forget it’s connected to the mind. Fucked body, fucked mind,, pouring fauxpium on a liver, weekend warrior shit,,,W
Whack sauce, whack sauce plantation.
Where they grow the whack sauce.
(You think about killing yourself?)
Nah, not in earnest ,
Ya’ll bitches frustrating , that’s all,
Just fucking frustrating.
ANd the problem is me, not the outside world. I’m aware,,
But they bitches sometimes,
God damn i hate hating people sometimes.
I feel so guilty about it.
ANd I hate that I turned out this way.
You shouldn’t hate people as much as I hate people
(Sometimes)
I know.
It’s lower level, the lowest of levels,
You should not hate people,,i think it’s a waste of time.
(You can laugh at em’)
You can!
Keep it to yourself but you certainly can.
Doesn’t mean you want ’em dead.
In earnest.
(Earnest goes to jail)
Ernist. Ernest
Verrrrrrnnnnnn
(Earnest weathers the apocalypse)
“And I saw, a creature rising from the sea”
(This monster came out of the water)
“And it had seven heads, crowns on each head”
(Big monster with crowns, sounds like a Hydra)
If you want to freak yourself out..
Confusing ass revelation.
Isn’t it odd that the best selling book of all time ends with an acid trip?
A fucking crazy, cacophony of fear.
Tear a little mind open level of fear.
Last book of the Bible,,
(Editors meeting.. “let’s end this on some crazy shit!”)
DO you know how important a closing thought is?? You end with it
“Remember me,,,like this“
(Acid trip at the end of the world)
What happened to the alien theory?
Is Armageddon actually fighting evil aliens?
That’d be sick brah, fucking fightin, and jesus alien species comes back, and they stand to fight the bad aliens!!!
That’s some cinema shit,
Pulls at them victory strings in yo heart!!
Triumph!!
Strength and faith and being on the right side,,praise god, I’m so glad I’m on the right side of this, and God has led me to being a more calm, loving person.I thank him for removing the spirits of strife from this life.I praise him for removing all fog from my path. I’m your child and I will always be your child.
Klein out.
Kiss fingers, point to the sky.
(We tight as fuck)
Publicly displaying a relationship with God, because it changes people perception of you??
You’se a bitch for that.
On principle!
This shit .,,,means,,,a lot,,,to a group of people.
Alien lovers.
God damned space animal huggers.
Out here meeeeeetttting up.
Taking 10% of everyone at the meeting.
To talk about Not Space Jesus.
Not cell phone jesus, not the way we talk to god,,
We should blow up all the churches
(Yo….)
Alright alright alright…
We should make fun of them?
That seems safe.
Imma do that.
Think I should stop smoking weed?
Probably.. I mean probably right?
What’s it good for?
Playing guitar?
The opposite could be argued…
Alright…cool hanging out while I’m stoned,,
(It’s a nightmare in here!!)
Lololol jokes ,, just jokes,,hehe
End in confusion,
Because why not?
Everything is bullshit and nothing matters except trying to care about people and help them.
That is the satisfaction you should get and you should tell no one…
Be nice,, you should b nice,
Can probably do it without alien jesus,
I just don’t know how…
Alright..I’m done.. I think I’m done..
Ta Dah!!
Cue the theme music..
I enjoyed leaving this literary turd,,out in the universe,,making a stink..a poo…
dawn 