Today I took a crap that was so large… I couldn’t even believe that it came out of my body.
One push, like peeling an Easter egg.
No breaks.
No fractures.
One…. Solid…. Log…
When I scanned my memory,, I realized that I hadn’t taken a good crap in a few days . And this one?
The kind stories are written about .
It deserved a Bob Dylan song..
Then, it deserved to be covered by someone better..
Rooted in the Earth.
It was all bran, mostly Life cereal.. congealing for days…. Becoming a new substance altogether…
This one was… It was…
Special.
A King Wizard turd…
Least I didn’t take a picture of it 👍👍👍
dawn 