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Cut farts on your enemies repeatedly.

As many times as you can 👍

I went to take a piss and spit out a nicotine pack into the toilet 🚽

The pack bounced off the tip of my penis and I felt a slight burning sensation..the saliva mixed with the artificial nicotine..

Small talk

Listening to rednecks abuse English…

Kill me?

Please? 🥺

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