dawn

I be be boppin’

What about you?

These mother fuckers want me to get a credit card.

I don’t wanna.

I don’t like payments on shit, I don’t like a debt,public or private,don’t like that shit hanging over my head.

I make fart sounds at you with my mouth.

With eye contact.

Dead stare… Mouth fart sound.

Some days I wake up and just think

“how insufferable can I be today?”

The answer might surprise you but,like everything else,,, I don’t feel like I reach my full potential in that either 😢😢

Uncle Sam is sending me some cheddar, for two years labor..

Whenever I get tax returns,I feel obligated to spend the money on something retarded, just on principle.

Maybe some dumb hats, maybe some dumb shoes.. I dunno.

I can’t decide.

Maybe I’ll just drive around and feed Fillet Mignon to stray cats 🤔🤔🤔

Fuck yo payper,ah fuck yooze , fuck whatchew bout.

Fuckin fuckwad.

Out here taking my money to kill people,

Out here taking my money so I can be told who the good guy is…

I hate you.

I love being alive but I straight up hate what you done did.

Mother fuckers.

Rat bastards.

I spy with my little eye,,, an old man wearing sweatpants.

The shape of his penis is clearly visible and it’s just kind of flopping around.

Something spiritual is beckoning me to talk to this man.

Ask him about that flopping dick in his sweatpants.

But I’m not gonna.

I don’t think there’s any point to it, just between the two of us.

Some people have power,of course they do.

Some dicks just flop around in sweatpants.

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Honored, sometimes I think about “what if”.

Big smile 😁

Honestly honored 🥰

Did you people break my alarm clock?

On my phone?.

I stay off porn,  so I don’t think I picked up a virus. But every night I set my alarms, and every morning nothing happens.

I bet it’s a demon.

Out there tryina fuck up my life.

Try harder bitch 💪

I like classical music with a beat, you can find all kinds of Lo-Fi playlist on YouTube. It’s pretty great for work, yeah I like it.

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