Operation paperclip 📎📎.
Despicable humanity?
You enslaved? Tortured?
Killed?
Wait wait wait…
You tried to snuff out an entire culture?
Eesh…
We’re gonna have to fuck you up.
We’re gonna have to sail our happy asses across this ocean and give you the ole “one/two”
But before the dust settles,,,before we start the hangings (trust us,a lot of mother fuckers are gonna get it),
Before we do that…
Got any skills over there?
Got any smarts?
Got anything we can profit off of?
If the answer is “yes”, then this might be your day. But only for the talented.
The rest of you are doomed, but we’ll take the creme de la creme, nothing immoral about that. Gain is all that matters. The greater good..
I love a good fart.
Feels like, Justice. Justice for the food that’s spent so much time traveling from your mouth to your a******, what a journey, taking pit stops in the digestion chamber, being forced by the muscle system through all those intestines, just the journey man, just the journey. Frodo baggins ain’t got s*** on what it takes to make a s***.
A fart is just the machine letting you know that it is still working.
Pretty amazing stuff. 👍
On to Saddam Hussein, I had no idea that he made up a serial killer and went out and slaughtered all opposition. He sent his dogs out to slaughter, didn’t do it himself. The country set up a tip line for any information about this horrifying serial killer, this madman wiping out all families.
But the calls were routed to the palace.
There was no serial killer, there was no boogeyman, just a group of people getting their way
dawn 