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Mornin’

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Hope your world blows up.

What?

It hasn’t happened yet?

Then I hope it happens tomorrow.

I hope a black hole just randomly spawns..

And I hope it happens at your kids school.. And I hope it’s caught on CCTV cameras.. And I hope they show the footage on the news..

Two little legs, just dangling…

A micro black hole, crushing your child’s top half, into nothing.

All right, let’s get out there and have a great day 👍

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noveltycrusade

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