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dawn

$title =

Morning

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$content = [

You bitches are addicted to the news cycle.

And it’s the death of us all… Maybe?

I dunno.

I just hate you.

Your world is tedious.

So…

Fuck you 👍

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$author =

noveltycrusade

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