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Neck dart/murder is my love language

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I’ve been in the workforce for a long time, I’m perfectly capable of working side by side with people that I don’t like.

But to murder?

I’ve been legit daydreaming about neck darts.

Like hunters kill monkeys with in Africa.

Someone just rambling on and suddenly

“thwip”

That’s a neck dart.

I used a blow gun and I shot you in the neck.

Not sure what the poison is, on the tip of the dart, but let me get a hit of it . I’ll try anything once.

Neck dart, murderer coworker, then the surrounding towns throw me a parade..

You don’t even understand,,, I mean, you don’t.

Let’s just level, I can’t commit suicide. My God won’t allow it and my mom would cry a lot.

I know that someone out there has enough money to have me killed. So if I talk enough s***, and if I talk the exact right flavor of s***, maybe they will dispatch a hitman to take me out of this.

Can’t you help me out? Can’t you just do a solid for a cracker?

This guy thinks it’s okay to tell me about what type of pornography he and his wife enjoy watching..

Can’t you just kill me?

Hey universe, you unfair son of a b****, are you listening up there?

Do you hear an ant?

Smush me.

I can’t listen to this guy any longer.

Please kill me.

(they owe you an apology..)

Nah, the universe don’t owe you shit.

The gods torment for entertainment.

This is old news,ain’t you been payin’ attention.

(cruel)

Cruel and beautiful.

Whole thang is cruel and beautiful 😍

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