dawn

I’ve always wanted a hyper realistic sex doll, but not for the reasons you think.

I want to put her in my passenger seat and just drive around with her, then, when we’re at red lights, I want to take out a crowbar and just start beating her in the head. Screaming non sequiturs.

I always thought that would be funny.

A funny conversation you will inevitably have with the police..

You’re doing what?

“nah man, she just rides around with me..a road rage lozenge”

I never thought if she would be blonde or Burnett or white or black.. as long as she had a head for beating 👍