Maybe I’m wrong.
Sorry about saying all that mean stuff.
Maybe they care about you sincerely.
Just moody.
I love politics and I believe in the ethical high ground of government.
I’m just so grateful and humbled to observe our democratic process…
Even if it feels like these people are directly begging you for money.
Shit might as well,,,
Lean into that mic and just whisper
“Lemme hold twenty dollars”
I’d respect you more for it.
Just say it.
Fucking say it.
Verbal dancing, AKA, bullshitting.
Do it on a guitar, do it with a keyboard, do it with your life.
No no no,, I’m sorry,, I want to grow past bitterness…
This is very important.
This whole thing is real.
Life hangs in the balance..
Yawn… might just go to bed.
Could use a good cry, but my soul isn’t enough of a catalyst.
Might have to kill my cat,, just so I can feel something,,
Jokes,, i would never.
Get to the point where you can open up, and when you finally do ,it’s a Cadbury Egg full of diarrhea. Not the best Easter Basket…
I’m going to pick the person I dislike the most,,then I’m going to vote the other way,, just to negate their vote.
I’ll do it out of spite.
I pledge to lead this nation on petty bitterness,,,I pledge that junk food will not experience inflation, I’d like to end the State’s taxes on alcohol and tobacco,I’d like to open up doctor assisted suicide clinics across the nation, with little to no wait times,I’d like to place glass domes over our larger cities, then I’d like to deploy industrial size water bongs. The glass domes will fill with marijuana smoke.
I’d like to outlaw the internet.
I’d like to make it a federal crime to scroll your phone,, you’re only allowed to look up song lyrics…that’s it.
I’d also like to build concentration camps for married people, and only people that own private planes will be allowed to be sports fans.
I’m gonna replace all vehicles with mopeds, and I’ll control the weather so it’ll never rain. I will guarantee that all stray animals will be neutered and nursed back to health.
Neutering and nursing, 2024.
I’m going to give you a larger tax return, but it’s paid in chocolate.I’m gonna replace our military’s bullets with gummy bears, and we’re going to start a “hug your enemy” policy.
We’re going to make illegal immigrants full blown citizens, then we’re gonna deport all the natural citizens. Anchor babies will be a thing of the past. And all press conferences and debates must be done in the nude. While singing Beatles songs in a falsetto.
Pogo sticks for every city,,
Burgers and tacos distributed to the poor.
Coloring books for newscasters,, the entire broadcast of the news,,will be me coloring in a book,,doing my best to stay within the lines…
And love is illegal.
No more love, regardless of the situation.
ANd there are no more genders, every person’s gender is…. their full, government name.
Israel is gonna blow up in two years..
Arabs, Jewish people, tourists,,
The whole thing..
It’s gonna blow up
I can do whatever the hell I want, I can walk into Ukraine..
Oooooo, I just heard someone get called “fake”
I heard Donna and Billy are going steady.. He asked her to prom.
Skewed..
I notice something screwed…
I see it …
How can you not?
I don’t want the world to blow up, I don’t wake up seeking that mental space.
I just don’t trust you, and you can’t blame me.
I want to mash an ice cream cone into your face.
Not causing injury, just irritating.
I think everything is a scam…
No…I feel that everything is a scam.
For a long time..
Makes me sad.
You shouldn’t observe people.
That is not my strength. I’m only right when they’re full of shit,which makes my batting average pretty solid.
And I hate that.
I just want to go to sleep.. close the casket on your way out,will ya ? 🥱
Love and peace 🕊️
Compassion, patience and understanding 🙏
Real interest and care.
Empathy, empathy soaked in kindness 😇
Stand together,as true equals. End the posturing. End the big talk.. crucify the insincere..
🥱🥱
All doomed 💤💤
The whole thing might be doomed 😴😴😴
Gonna die …
😴😴
No creation.. no creation of value..
🥱🥱
Only destruction 😞
Shattering of glass, fragmenting individuals into sects..
Isolated.
Self governing..
Terrified.. distrustful, on edge.. unopen to conversation…
😴😴😴
No doors in.
No messages going out 😔
Fighting to the bones for resources, sucking the ligaments from the joint..fatty tissue,, good protein,,,
Doomed 😴😴😴😴😴
I heard a true crime story today, a husband wrapped a chain around his wife’s neck, fastened it to a chunk of concrete, then threw her off a bridge..
What he didn’t know,is that there was a guy doing some night fishing.
He said he heard her screaming before she hit the water..
Couldn’t get to her in time..
So..
Imagine being drunk on a boat, letting your fishing pole dip into the water..
Then you hear a car rush up, then you hear commotion..
And then..
Splaaaasssshhh..
Horrible.
That’s how your politics make me feel.
Everytime someone opens their righteous pie hole..
Ahhhhh!
Splash.
And that’s our conversation now.
You threw it off a bridge 🌉
And I was buzzed in a boat.
The conversation can’t be saved, we can’t get to it in time..
It’s ruined 😔
Everything is ruined..
You murdered the vibe..
Instant death penalty for anyone who ruins the vibe…in Justin’s America..
Also, don’t call me Justin,I never liked that name.
Call me something else.
I would start all this over.
I was pretty high ✨
Double dose.
I woke up high.
People care about catching someone saying the wrong things about topics,care more than the actual topics.
Because they silly 😜
I’ll never stop playing, long as I have hands.
All in All,it’s pretty easy to win a debate, if you know your foe.
🥱🥱 bunch of whores..👍
I hope someone poisons you with the strongest LSD ever made, and I hope you’re forced to think about things while you trip.