It’s almost Passover and I was looking for an insensitive joke about it.
Couldn’t really think of any good ones.
Maybe like, a homeless Jewish guy, celebrating Passover under an overpass.
What do you think?
(fuck you too)
Fair enough.
The origin of the holiday. One of the plagues of Egypt,, Pharaoh refused to deal with Moses, so God was all like “I kill your babies”.
I kill your bloodline.
Come at me bro.
But, if I recall,you could take the blood of a sheep and drain it into a bucket. Then you could paint your door frame with some blood and the angel of death would skip over you.
Really is an interesting story.
A lot of implications there.
Once again the theme of, there is power in the blood, Judaic religions tend to love that one.
And the importance of offspring.
And the importance of not fucking around with God, because he’ll kill your children.
Which is kind of gangster.
Kind of sadistic, still, pretty gangster.
It sounds like I’m mocking but I’m actually not, I hope Jews have a wonderful Passover and celebrate family, and safety, and independence.
(empathy 🙏)
Easy now..
We’re just talking about old stories.
Old testament God was ruthless.
dawn 