When I pulled into the gas station this morning, there was a vehicle in front of me with a pipe wrench sitting on the rear bumper.
A massive piece of metal, the kind of thing that could kill someone on the highway if it slipped off and plunged into a windshield.
I put on my redneck voice and approached the driver as he was pumping gas..
“hey man, you have a pipe wrench sitting on your bumper. That could be really dangerous on the highway”
The redneck smiled, lifted his leg and kicked the pipe wrench . It didn’t move..
“I fuckin welded it to the bumper man, just to fuck with people in traffic”
I laughed deeply, “that’s some good trolling”. I’m glad that guy exists
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