ISIS terrorists start setting off nuclear devices on American soil,BUT, it’s only in small towns.
ANd the greater population has a good laugh about it.
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Stranded astronauts self sabotaged rescue efforts because they wanted to skip the election, and they’re up there having sex in space.
(Awesome)
Taylor Swift is actually a CIA agent and AI writes all of her songs.
Lana Del Rey was manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies to market anti depressants.
At the end of your life, you stand before God and he only wants to talk about your day job.
School shooters actually get cupcakes in the afterlife, because God hates kids.
He thinks they’re annoying.
The entire point of human existence was the creation of the internet, and what I write on the internet.
A prisoner gets put into solitary confinement and it totally fixes him.
In an alternate reality, the opposite of true crime is popular.
“Stories where people are nice to each other”
(Perverted)
I know right…
In another reality, drugs are accepted as a positive and society’s only goal is to allow people to use drugs and enjoy being alive.
In an alternate reality,
Cats and dogs are spiritual entities, they were sent just for you and it’s your job,nay, your responsibility to give them treats.
dawn 