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A hostage situation with a mad gunman.

The negotiator finally gets the chance to speak with the suspect.

” look man, I’m cooked.

This is done for me.

I’m done.

But I need something from you”

The negotiator listens, and answers softly

“what do you need?”

I need you to take care of my cat. I’m aware that there is no reason that you should give a fuck about my cat, But I need you to take him.

” I give you my word”

Then you hear a gunshot on the other side of the door and a woman scream, The camera pans in slow motion, the door swinging,, And there’s the purp.

Brains blown out in a pile behind him.

Woman is crumpled in a ball crying, destroyed from the catastrophic stress..

Then the negotiator looks up, and he sees an orange cat, wandering into the room,eyes wide.

Skip ahead 5 years.

The negotiator sits reading a file, and the camera pans over to the cat.

Muh fuckin Garfield.

Detective cat.

The dying wish of an insane man.

Keeps his word, I do like that, I like that the fictional character keeps his word because it means everything to him.

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