Like a balloon filled with oatmeal.
Fluttering a release through a plastic valve.
Going “thwup thwup thwup squeeeech”
Sometimes I really don’t know what I’m talking about.
Why on earth would I build a jazzmaster when the strat works so well?
Just because it would look cool?
That’s not enough of a reason.
(maybe they play well..)
Yeah, maybe they do.
Seems like it would be a luxury..
Some real first world shit..
(cool thing to build though…)
Yeah.
I like trying to build stuff.
I made some righteous sounds this evening.
Stars were lining up and I played with this pitch shifter, with a tempo sync delay.
Started in A minor blues.
Then it went to the big C for some triumph feeling.
Then to an E minor 7th.
Then to a G major.
After a rotation or two it fell into F major,
Eventually returning to the A Minor bluesy lick…
Yeah…
Pretty fuckin Cool.
With all these little peripheral noises happening in stereo.
I hit a spot.
A little moment of personal pride.
If everything lines up,, sometimes it feels like the parentheses man is leaning against a nearby wall,, and he’s nodding his head.
(it sounded “not bad”)
And you were pleased ….
(it’s a guitar riff,, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet… )
I made something..and it was nice.
(it’s a guitar riff…)
Still..
Kinda deserves an ego blowjob….
If most male musicians only play music ,in the hopes of being noticed by a potential romantic partner…
You noticed….
You have to touch my penis now..
(…settle for a handshake??)
Alright 👌
But next time you gotta touch my penis.
(wash your feet with my hair?)
Ooh.. biblical…I like it…
(you’re a ridiculous person)
Yea I know 🤣🤣
It was a good riff…
(it is a good riff)
I feel some bizarre satisfaction when I come up with a decent one..
(pat yourself on the back,fella..)
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