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What’s your favorite masturbation technique?

See, it’s all about them volume swells for me.

And if I run an organ into it?

That’d be organ swells..

(my organ swells)

Ha!

You stupid.

(health insurance is a racket)

The whole thing is a racket. Don’t act like you ain’t been paying attention.

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