dawn

Revolting.

Recuse. Recluse reckless, reproduction, relentless release relationship.

Redraw.

Regenerate.

Reassess.

Repent.

I can make it..

I don’t like that I had a freakout..

(grip)

You right.

I stumbled across something on a USB drive today.

Something I had forgotten about.

I uh,, I just closed the file.

I guess to respect the memory, and when the times were good. ANd I mean, it’s not something ,,I’m not that type,, perv to the bone,, it’s just,, I dunno…

It was a different time.

ANd it’s one of those things that you don’t want to erase, but you don’t want to look at it.

(Just a little)

I was there.

I forgot.

But I didn’t sink into it, I immediately closed the file explorer and put it back into a vault..

Where it belongs.

Some things really do belong in the vault.

I don’t say it for mystery or mystique, just reality.

Some things are just for one or two people, nobody else..

Makes your heart pitter patter.

A cat that purrs so hard,it actually generates tones.

That guy in locust, the manager at the grocery store, the guy that just won five million dollars.

If it was me?

I’d buy five million one-dollar dildos.. And I’d mail them to your house.

Or I’d start a project to begin forming the garbage mass in the ocean.. Into a penis.. So you could see it from space.

Or I’d buy a drug counselor and a personal trainer..

Or I’d go out into major cities and offer complete medical care to homeless people’s dogs,, but not them.

Or I’d get a tiny house and a garage, and a new set of chompers, then I’d spend the remaining money on one-dollar dildos.

Or I’d just walk around crack heads and bless them each with a thousand dollars.

Or I’d distribute narcan.

Or I’d setup outside of Southern churches on sundays and offer an opposing view, but like, be really friendly about it.

How bout this?

I’d encourage people to believe and worship God,but,, never ever give the house of man a single dime.

Say God is great, God is good, God demands the pastor live in the hood.

What a refreshing take.

Or I’d take my lottery winnings, and I’d go to the Panera bread I worked at in Durham, and I’d sit in line and order food, then, when they brought it to me, I’d just throw it directly into the trash. And order more food.

Completely ruin the concept of a restaurant for all other customers.

If I won that 5 million dollar scratch off,, maybe I’d see how many misdemeanors I could get on my record before I die.

All nonviolent crimes, obvi.

Did the guy deserve it?

I don’t know, he was always nice to me. I don’t think that’s how luck works. Just luck. Righteous dumb luck.

You could do a lot of positive with that loot. Good for him👍

I ain’t mad about it.

He doesn’t seem like a troll though, which is a little disappointing😔

Realistically, it would probably be 2.5 million $2 dildos .

I don’t think you could find a dildo for a single dollar.

Because of like, inflation.

Maybe China.

All right let’s get even more serious.

$5 per dildo.

I’m sure somebody manufacturers a $5 dildo.

And we’ll have to settle for a million of them.

But of course, taxes..

Uncle Sam needs his dildos too.

And you have to give the church 10% of your dildos.

I wonder if the lottery commission would be willing to pay you exclusively in dildos?

I don’t know.

Probably not.

(Sleep)

Alright,,, I’m sorry .