You know the Red Letter bible,right?
Like,do you know what that is?
It’s the one that prints all of jesus’s words in red…
Talk about some great PR for a character in a book..
“Alright, your role is so important here,that we’re gonna change the color of ink for every single word that you say.” Can you imagine the pitch meeting?
(seriously?………..are you here to take stabs at Jesus?)
……………………no
(you’re trying to be funny, and this is a complicated and important subject)
I had a point.. I was just trying to get at an observation.
(well stop. At least stop doing it this way. )
Fair.
It’s weird to me.
If you take the red letter Bible,
(thanks for capitalizing)
If you just scan through the first gospels,Matthew,Mark,Luke and John,You’ll notice color changes.
Matthew has a lot of red.So much red .Talky Talky Talky. A regular chatter-box
He had so much to say about rules, how things should be etc.And there was love,but much more firm and opinionated ,,(In my little brain’s interpretation. )
Luke is the opposite.
Not nearly as much red.
Jesus didn’t have anything to say in Luke?
Did he smoke a fatty? I remember Jesus in the Book of Luke being a thousand times more chill than the guy before.
I’m not shitting on this book and taking rage lashes at Jesus.That’s a ridiculous approach, if there was ever a guy that meant well.. you really can’t top that one. As it is written.
Still,,,, the Bible has a lot of plot holes.Not well ‘put together’as a book.
Zero flow……………worse than my shit🤣 little stories,songs,genealogy record keeping, prophecies,parables.
Important lessons in there,sure. Undeniable value in those pages. But a ton of crazy, and a lot of shady .
What if we found out that the Bible is the root cause of shady? in our genetic memory…(impossible, cute thought though)
more issues…
The hero and the villain aren’t clearly defined, like ,at all. The motivations are all over the map. The way both God and the Devil interact.
maaaaaannnnn. That’s not how heroes and villains are supposed to interact, this shit ain’t natural, human-kind has fucked around with this book.
(revelation is far out🤣)
Charlie Manson thought so. The white album is far out too.
(not worth the travel ,man.)
(not every thought needs to be expressed)
Right , right, try to be entertaining. Dance.
dawn 