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Redneck mouth sewage

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When you’re tightening a bolt or device,or anything really, you ask your boss.

“how tight does this need to be?”

“tighter than turtle pussy 🐢”

“how tight is turtle pussy?”

“it’s watertight, stupid”

Yes, I guess it would be, wouldn’t it?

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