Why give a fuck about a pope?
That dude takes shits and masturbates..just like everyone else…
God chose him? 😂
I have early childhood memories of Catholic Mass in Louisiana..
Pat’s adopted parents, speaking French and making the best goddamn food you’ve ever had…
And taking us to Mass…
Seemed weird,, The whole thing seemed weird…
(Not as weird as Pentecostals)
Yeah.. spiritual warfare, and the rapture, and all that.. End times..
Still.. pretty weird.
The candles, the stainless glass, the statues,..
Pretty weird..
And while we’re on the subject, why am I supposed to remember a day when Israel was attacked by terrorist?
October,, something.. a nation without a defense against 45 black SUVs…
Then I wonder,,
Do Israelis know September 11th off the top of their head?
Do they,?
It was a much more grand terrorist attack, in my humble infidel opinion..
No hostages got released from a concrete and steel building falling on them..
Yep..
I bet God is super proud..
Proud of us…
So..
Maybe conjuring your own God isn’t such a bad idea?
My version of God is pretty cool.
(You’re also crazy 😂)
On paper!
I saw real crazy people in Seattle… I’m not them…
This one guy was walking up and down the streets, screaming at the top of his lungs
“BLACK PEOPLE!
ASIANS!
INDIANS!”
He was just walking up and down the street, repeating the phrase..
I was so curious, is this some kind of game?
Is the listener supposed to connect dots between these three ethnicities?
Oh how I wonder what was happening in that gentleman’s head…
(couldn’t be good 😂😂)
Yeah.. Probably not..
People are crazy.
I just go to work and pay my bills and take care of what I need to..
My version of God is cool with that..
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