There is nothing to do at work, because I’m majorly caught up.
Because I don’t fuck off and chit chat on the clock.
I dive into work because it’s the only way I can avoid hearing about people’s personal lives.
It’s scary when you run out…
You start getting crazy thoughts like
“am I actually going to have to listen to this fucking guy?”
Everyone should have a diary.
Think how much time and energy people would save, if they didn’t have to listen to your b**** ass?
Useful.
Not just for female teenagers, promise.
Think I got around 4 hours of sleep and that’s a start ⭐✨✨⭐
I like activities where there are no rules.
Music, Minecraft, etc.
No rules.
No constraints.
Nobody telling you what to do.
I dodge birds whilst driving, with a very high success rate.
Same goes for squirrels, turtles, frogs,
Pretty much anything.
Anything with a heartbeat.
I brake for heartbeats.
When I lived with Matt, there was a driving force to exercise.
Plus, he had been to prison so he knew all these prison exercises.
And he was lazy as f***, But he was supportive.
The power of influence, just having another person around.
Doesn’t take much, just takes proximity I suppose.
You should be able to do it on your own.
You should be able to do it all by yourself..
Snakes.
I dodge snakes in the road too.
Audible.
Audible is pretty cool.
I’ve got nothing nasty to say about them.
Not like Raycons, or better help, or simply safe.
I actually respect audible a little, 👍
I’m actually pretty proud of this news algorithm.
Doomsday and kittens.
How could your penis possibly be soft?
Doomsday… And kittens.
Fuck yeah 👍
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