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Shaken bacon syndrome

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Talking like it matters.

Fart in your hand then sneak up behind a victim.

That..

Is not formaldehyde .

When you’re out, I’ll lay you on your side and I’ll fill your ear with earthworms.

Then I’ll wait,

I’ll wait for you to wake up and be aware and conscious.

Then I’ll take the plunger of a large syringe, and I’ll slowly plunge the earthworms deeper and deeper into your ear canal.

They’ll reach your drum.

I’ll light a match and hold it closer and closer to the worms.

In an effort to escape,they will burrow deeper,and deeper yet.

You’ll be able to feel them inside your head 🗣️..

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