A middle age office worker asked me today
“Have you been watching the republican convention?
It’s been really good, get you all in your feels”
It was at this moment I realized,
Oh,,she thinks I’m on her team.
And that’s what it means to be a chameleon , a social slippery.
I’ve been working in the office for,,,,
I don’t know, 3/4 of a year..
And she thinks I’m like her.
A card carrying member of this party or that..
I can’t honestly say
“Ma’am,,,ma’am,,, I’m praying for rain.
I’m praying for tidal waves.
I want to see the ground give way….”
The song reference would be lost on her…
But….
That’s how good I am.
Or how mistaken she was..
She thinks I care…
Or she at least thinks I vote a certain way….
Kinda funny…
I forgot that I appear to be a regular person..
Lulz!!!
If they get into your “feels”,,
It’s because they’re manipulating you..
Dummy.
You fucking fool.
DOn’t you know people do that on purpose?
Dumb fucker.
(nice lady,, just trying to make small talk)
I know.
I hate small talk.
Southerners are the most nosey,, and Christians lolol..
Always looking for the worst in ppl .
Punk bitches 🤣
Christians are the worst.
The most judgemental folk you’ll ever meet.
And God saved their president!
Yay!!
🤔 I want to be buried in a lead coffin, 😢😢
Nah cremated.
That’s the way to go.
Unless you can bury me under a f****** tree.
dawn 