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do you remember that one scene in Stand By Me?

The 4 fictional characters found a pond in the woods and decided to go swimming, only to be attacked by leaches. They scramble out and one of them realizes he has a leach on a sensitive area? He reaches into his tighty-whiteys and removes a leach from his dick…

That’s you,,

that’s what being awake feels like.

Nothing but bloodsuckers and traps around..Every corner is constantly working every angle.

I took a toll road in January… $3…. no problem, it’s a nice road , I’ll pay the three dollars.

I didn’t get the bill, for whatever reason….now it’s $23

America is BlockBuster god-damn video.

“you best not be slippin,,, we hedge our bets on the fact that you’re probably slippin’”

If I were King, I would assume the peasants were exhausted. Seems like the kind of pulse you’d want to keep your finger on.

fuckin blood-suckers

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