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Slit

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I want to stab you in the eye with closed scissors ✂️.

Once the tool is deep in the eye socket, I place a hand on each handle.

All My strength, I take all my strength and pull the handles in opposite directions, causing the scissors to open in your eye socket.

We hit bone eventually, the orbital, but I keep pulling. Going to pull these fucking things until the blades break.

Scissors ✂️ eye socket 👁️ pry open

Imma shut up.

(promise?)

Yea, being pissed off is not useful.

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noveltycrusade

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